the handey man

"playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings." -- jack handey

i don't know why i find jack handey so funny. probably because my high school friends and i liked to quote the handey man to each other in the hallways at s-k-y-l-i-n-e (go EAGLES!). i still roll when i hear a piece of his sage advice.