dear h.j. heinz -please allow me to thank you for being a genius. thanking you is simply not enough, but i fear that i do not have to the words to express my gratitude to you for creating the best. ketchup. ever.
although my love handles and thunder thighs might not appreciate my insatiable desire for your perfect condiment, i can't help but often satiate my cravings for your ketchup, most frequently complimented by fries or burgers.
my taste buds owe you a lifetime satisfaction.
always your loyal consumer,
miss rikki
(1957 heniz ad recreated in 2008 by don henderson)
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